Alright who's not dead

M3

Me

m01 of course monsieur

Nah i died a gruesome death on November 8th, 2051 after the anesthetics wore off too early. I immediately felt the pain of the nose surgery I was going through and panicked. The doctor’s scalpel accidentally stabbed my eye out and severed a few major arteries. The doctors, now panicked, tried to hook me to the anesthesia again, however due to the massive blood loss happening, it was no use. The doctors probably used ChatGPT on their tests smh

Damn
I died on September 81st, 9201, after an accidental crash into Earth’s 28th moon

thats so sad bro

Yeah
And the worst part? The tri-sun was about to line up perfectly
I was heading to the main moon (where everyone else was going to see it) and then the 28th moon just rammed right into me

fs in chat for bro

i died in 3098 during the clanker crusades. I was the last one to fall during the final stand of humans on mars. I took at least 50 clankers to the grave with me with one plasma grenade