i will be a us army soldier in the 75th ranger regiment and i will stop the furries

actually disregard the stopping the furries part, i will only do that once i am a veteran

i want to join the regiment mainly to fight for my country and fight terrorists

dead

it’s the us army rangers, there elite

why would i be dead?

cuz...

Well that is technically unfair
You have too go through military training , 5 hours of being yelled at , and having the worst food imaginable just to beat up animal people
But it might make sense only if they were aliens
And if you beat up a furry , that will just be domestic abuse , OR maybe , you can just inform the court

he's 13 btw

right when i turn 17 i will sign up

Make sure your parent allow that

Then we will wait...

younger than rewrite is crazy

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