Opponent: casts Fractured Identity on my commander
Me: copies it and hits his commander
Opponent: gets salty
"Why are people like this?"; Also opponent:
"Noooo! Pillowfort means you’re not letting me play!"
Next game: "T1 discard Toxrill… now I reanimate it—hope you have removal, tee hee"
(It’s okay when I do it.)