I think everyone wishes humans had tails Like imagine the moms at walmart saying “omg your hair is so pretty ;3” then you’d say thanks with a straight face but if we had a tail that shi would be waggin so fast. then she’ll notice it and be like “aww look at you getting all excited for mommy” then you’d start to blush and get all embarrassed and shi x3... yall feeling me on this one

absolutely

yes

Monkeys have tail too

I'm becoming religious just so I have an apocalypse to look forward to having

If I had a tail, I'd own the night
If I had a tail, I'd swat the flies