This is gonna be fun

I DID NOT PUT MY DICK IN THE F**KING SALSA

I BELIEVE YOU FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON AT ALL

WHERE’S THE LAMB SAAAUUCE!

I THINK ELMO ATE IT

HE DID WHAT?

HE ATE THE FLOUR TOO

WHAT THE HELL? WHERE IS ELMO I WANNA TEACH HIM HOW TO COOK PROPERLY!

actually cooking isnt really that hard, i wonder how it is for the others in here

THE OVEN TRIED TO EAT ME

I like to put my dick in the oven , it makes it more hotter
Im mentally ill

THAT’S NOT WHAT THE RECIPE MEANT BY ‘PUT THE SAUSAGE IN THE OVEN’

What type , top or bottom