Me

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my neighbor joe

snoop dogg or keanu

Lordzerostrike

Me
I'd be hella chill if they're chill

secretly take them to the top secret super ultra secret secreat bunker and preform super duper secret experiemnts pn them to get access to their secret technology then keep it a secret

that's very secret

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ok so, fu‍‍‍‍‍ck you too

so like here's the plan, they come down to earth, and I tell them that they're welcome here, I tell them about the local laws and how stuff works, I talk about the different forms of entertainment we have, and then I take all of them to get polito's pizza. because who in the right mind would destroy the only planet that has a polito's

whats politos pizza?

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they dip the moment they see you

Shut the f**k up nat
they look at your face once and dip immediately

tue

so like here's the plan, they come down to earth, and I tell them that they're welcome here, I tell them about the local laws and how stuff works, I talk about the different forms of entertainment we have, and then I take all of them to get polito's pizza. because who in the right mind would destroy the only planet that has a polito's

I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!

stfu