Toady announcement

Just please put the bat away. •^•

In JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Part 5, ...

Oh no...

There's a guy who can make things living and then make those things non-living. Some funny ways this is useful is that he can turn someone's gun into a banana, and when the banana get's eaten, it turns back into a gun. Another funny moment is when bro turns a bullet into a tree, then back into a bullet, then into a tree, then into a bullet, then into a beetle larvae.

Oh. I thought you meant he animates inanimate objects or kills things that are animate.

He also turned motorcycle parts into cubes made of a stand, so when the enemy stand put itself back together with those cubes, a motorcycle spawned inside of it

This also means that he can turn a wrecking ball into a blueberry, have someone eat that blueberry, and then turn it back into a wrecking ball

Wha.

Also there's this guy whose stand put zippers everywhere, so he can put a zipper around your neck and behead you while keeping you alive

I think I've seen that one.

yeah, and he beheads some guy who was spying on him and his team, and then props his head up so that he is staring at the sun, and then they do an entire synchronized dance on the spot

Wait, hold on-

Yeah, and the guy who made the stand (yes, bro's stand can do that) died

What?