You, explain Jojo's Bizarre Adventure to me!

fear the gay sex monster

jojo goes on a bizarre adventure

Sound legit.

I don’t know

0 people who like this show are straight (no offence)

Oh.

a really bizarre adventure following the antics of the joestar family and there's way too much to explain

Fair.

People of the Joestar bloodline and whose names can be abbreviated to JoJo go beat up shitty people.

Oh yeah, and the antagonist of part four is a serial killer who can blow people up by touching them and has a hand fetish

What and WHAT?!?!?!

Yeah, it's actually how the MC's find out about him after he kills one of their friends who found a severed hand in his bag

A-

Yeah, and the guy who died had a skull the shape of a hedgehog, and some guy in part 5 who's stand is a fishing rod has a radish-shaped head

A what?

Oh wait, it's Pesci, and bro's head is literally a daikon radish

Who?

Pesci instead of pisces

Ah.

Oh wait, and the antagonist tell the hedgehog skull kid that when he first saw the Mona Lisa in the Lourve, he got hard after seeing the hands.

Oh wait, I forgot to mention that most of the characters are high-schoolers

(I can't find the damn image)

Oh...

Did you read the other comment?

Ah, got it.

And the antagonist of parts 1 and 3 is a vampire who takes the original MC's body after part one and stabs himself with an arrow with an alien virus that gives him a manifestation of his will, called a stand. All stands have one ability, though people can have more than one stand. The MC of part 3 has the same stand ability as dio in part 3

Ah, gotcha.