I present mid

genuinely pressing that button no matter what would happen would mean improving my life

I get a date either way. Accepted.

SLAM that f**king thing

What silver and nother said, I finally get a date and I'll finally have a reason to keep on going

i want nothing more than to not get either one 💀

someone called?

50% chance of nothing

Yes

What if you are already a femboy?

Its april fools man what do you want me to do

YOU POSTED SONIC YAOI

Cmon I want a femboy bf

And what if you become a femboy

Suicide

The other will still be a guy
Don't soup slide

But if I'm getting fu​cked in the ass that's no fun in my opinion

Same with fu​cking dudes in the ass

I'd have to swap teams

you like dudes anyway youd still be getting dudes

But if I'm getting fu​cked in the ass that's no fun in my opinion

Same with fu​cking dudes in the ass

I'd have to swap teams

who said you had to do second thing

Well I mean if you're a guy dating a dude you're prolly gonna do one of those things and thats the last thing id wanna do

You could only do hand and blow j bs
Docking too probably

Yeah ok but thats not exactly fun either

I also wanna have kids who are biologically related to both me and my partner (and I'm not letting you say any "twink pregnancy!!!!" shit, I'm thinking realistically here)

Trust me
You don't want to reproduce in this economy

I cannot stop the bloodline

I am a biological only child

and if my legacy is not to go on, who even am I? a shell of my former self. that's what.

I'm gonna be the last one to raise my children right.

No

-tuah