Bowser

so long gay bpwser

"added a few headcanons"

lets be honest bowser must have ptsd
the amount of times people have drropped him into lava…

Yet he still lives in a castle surrounded by it.

i think bowser is just an idiot

I mean, he keeps an axe they destroys the bridge he's fought on, I'm pretty sure not just once eithee. And then another old boss fight has him try to stomp Mario, and all Mario gotta do is move out of the way until Bowser breaks a hole big enough to fall through. Yeah, he definitely isn't smart.

exactly.

And too be far, his role in the Mario universe is the be the dragon that protects the princess. He isn't meant the have the brainpower that tells him to stop surrounding his arena with floating mines in Msrio 64.

yeah
bowser is still an idiot
plus he goes gokarting with someones who routinely drops him in lava

And plays sports with him.

Oh, cool.