god has a meltdown cuz he's confused

Oh well.

*commits several war crimes*

(Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, Doo!)

anyways here's a Brownie recipe, except made by my communist friend, Transnistria.

150g plutonium (substitute for butter)

200g melted thorium

250g sweetened crack

2 eggs

1 tsp mercury

90g flour

30g uranium powder.

½ tsp cesium chloride.

1: Aquire a nuclear power plant to safely process all ingredients.
2. become a science teacher
3. Get cancer
4. Cook In your trailer
5. Brownies are done!
6. top brownies with crystals (optional)
7. Enjoy

for it be be most effective, be a 50 year old bald white man with glasses, stage 3 lung cancer with a trailer in a desert