i was confused for a second until i saw what day it was today...

Hm? Wait, they’re doing an April fools event?

seems so

I don't got that

i do
im australian
i live in the future compared to americans (/j)

Bro when do I die

2034 in ww3. A missile from the quebec empire struck your town, and you got put in hospital because of it. Then troops from communist algeria landed on north america and marched through the continent, where a stray peice of artillery hit the roof above you, causing you to die. very sad indeed. at least ww3 bought about the end of the anarcho-capitalist states of north america.

damn. the war I started was the war that kills me. thanks!

It's not April fools JUST yet

it is for me in australia

How are the spiders mate

terrifying
hate them so much
but we dont get too many where i live
a black widow here, a redback there, maybe even a huntsman
nothing too bad

D:

whaaaaat?
nothing THAT bad