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“They say you can’t control Death…”

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First time I got to cheat on the 3d imagery lmao
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Death: ... why would you want to control me?
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Virtual: Ahh… it seems that you do not quite understand.. not only I crave to control your being… but the concept as a whole.. I’ll make sure that there is no death here to compare in my world.
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(Ik it a joke comment)
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Hi dad-bot
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Virtual: Ah, greetings, Pearl! I missed you…
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Hai VT
Inky Pearl missed ya too but she can't break the 4th wall
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Virtual: Well fret not, dear soul, no need to fear, your generous showmaster Virtual’s here! I will reunite with her soon probably, and I will make sure she doesn’t leave my side ever again…
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I mean she’s currently locked in playing unbeatable so
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Virtual: Well, my patience, unfortunately, is running out, perhaps I need to give her a little visit…
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Maybe
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Virtual: Maybe indeed…
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IP: UNBEATABLE RAAAAAAAAA
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Virtual: Hah! Now THATS a lot of energy!
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IP: oh hai vt
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So, did u like the art? :3
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Ye
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Virtual: Greetings! What have you been up to..?~
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IP: I got into some now games, being Umamusume and unbeatable :D
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Virtual: …pardon? Is that an actual word?
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IP: well, umamusume is Japanese for Horse Girl or Horse Daughter
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Virtual: I- *loud static buzz noise* Oh. It is Horse Daughter… well it’s good to learn more about your likings! What is it about then?
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IP: well the game is about you training the horse girls to do derby races!
And all them are based on real racing horses!
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Virtual: hm… like a.. horse racing game? But with anime girls or something?
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IP: mm hm!
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Virtual: …then.. i don’t seem to quite understand, is the fun in the.. the racing? The gamblin?
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IP: well, it's a gacha game so there is gambling
But the fun part is the training careers themselves
You train the umas in different scenarios so they can do good in races
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Virtual: ah… like Pokemon of sorts? *he looks at her like he is actually interested in the topic OR he just acts like it perfectly to keep IP happy*
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IP: kinda, but less turn based combat and more stat training
*she continues to nerd about umamusume some more*
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Virtual: Ah i see… like you’re actually training your champion or something… *he actually hears everything she says like a caring figure for her*
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IP: yeah kinda! Now to unbeatable, it's a rhythm game where music is illegal and you do crimes
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Virtual: ah, I love music games- wait… did you say that… music is illegal in that game world?
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IP: mm hm! Playing a concert is akin to arson in that world
And you can beat up cops :3
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Virtual: oh… so you like breaking the rules dont you, my dear?
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IP: I just have the natural teenage compulsion to be rebellious
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Virtual: Such a charming attitude!
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IP: hehe yea
anywayy favorite character is Rest cause she reminds me of my mom
Lesbian, green hair, dark skin, mother figure
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Virtual: Well, that sounds lik quite the fun character isnt she? I am glad you enjoy the little stuff in your life…
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IP: rest is the main antagonist for most of the game too :D
*nerds for a while longer while hopping around like a little kid*
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Virtual: how amazing… *and he actually hears it all like he actually cares*
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IP: *still happily explaining stuff to him, though it kinda goes off the rails as she starts talking about Inkmatas, her mom*
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Virtual: *soon enough he actually starts to pay more attention even as she derails of the topic, eventually he even appears a chair and sits down*
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IP: *she talks about Inkmatas a lot, its obvious she cares about her mom*
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Virtual: *his charming expression slowly changes to a more serious tone as he hears in detail about what she’s now talking about*

(I kid you not I just found out the relationship between those two. Just now I realized. Nobody f**king told me before I thought they were friends or sisters wtf)
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(😭)
IP: *she notices his facial expression* hm? What's up?
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(Exactlyyy)

Virtual: *his expression instantly flickers back to the more happy and charming tone* Oh, Nothing, my darling! I am just processing what you’ve said so far, you know, thinking and stuff, dont worry, you can keep going!
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IP: oh oke so anyway *she starts to ramble on*
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Virtual: *and he keeps paying attention, his mind racing with several thoughts and feelings even though in the outside he seems fine*
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IP: *at some point she sits next to him while talking, its funny since she looks like a small child compared to him, especially with how short inky pearl is*
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Virtual: *he doesn’t mind that she sits beside him, in fact, he seems quite pleased with it as he almost acts like a father figure as he happily and patiently hears and sometimes even laughs as he keeps hearing her, like he got all the time in the world, like he isn’t quite planning something for them, who knows, maybe he is actually enjoying it*
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IP: *just happy someone is listening to her yapping* :D
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Virtual: *he seems to be almost genuinely happy as he keeps paying attention to her*
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IP: *after a while though, she starts to get tired, she yawns* yaawwwwn… =.=
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Virtual: aww… would you look at that… you’re getting tired huh..? Was it too much fun and talking for you…? *he tilts his head slightly, obviously amused by her now tired behavior*
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IP: hehe yea =v=
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Virtual: *he gently pets her head* Well it was such a delightful moment we shared anyway, you want to do something else now that you’re… tired?
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IP: *woomy* I kinda wanna take a nap
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Virtual: Alright then, a nap it is! *he snaps his fingers and, after an oddly loud tv static noise, she appears right on the bed of her room, with Virtual sitting elegantly at the edge of the bed*
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IP: yippee! :D
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Virtual: *he snaps his fingers and she literally appears under the bed sheets* there we go, nice and settled, now, would you like to hear a small story to wrap things up…?~
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IP: ye sure!
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(Before continuing, should I actually speedrun cook a little story for this or do I just do the equivalent of what you did with the rambling around?)
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(hey do whatever you feel like)
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(Aisjdjdkdjdeken)

Virtual: Alright then, let’s do something simple shall we…? *the lights slowly fade out and turn off, a small little puppet controlled by strings appears on the edge of the bed* look at this little guy, this guy, is your friend… how do you wanna name it?
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IP: hm… Geoff?
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Virtual: amazing, now.. Imagine this, Geoff is in a small little playground, he always enjoyed playing with his friends… *more little puppets starts to appear, playing and apparently talking with the Geoff puppet* oh those where the good times for little Geoff… there was just one thing.. one by one, his “friends” started to get bored by Geoff, they thought he was just… not enough, they slowly began to leave, one. By. One. *and the puppets do disappear slowly* Geoff started to get alone… he didn’t thought about it a lot… he had the whole playground for himself! He had fun for a bit but… he felt… bad.. he felt alone… and it stayed like that for a long while, until he had.. an idea…
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IP: uh huh..? *listening closely*
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Virtual: he didn’t need any friends! He didn’t need anyone! Yet why did he felt alone…? Maybe… maybe he can built his own friends, loyal friends, good friends, any friends, all he needed was his imagination, he could generate all the friends he needed! *the little Geoff puppet started to build little figures and humanoid characters with anything he could find in the fictional playground like rocks, clay, toys, paper, anything he could use* He was happy once again right? …right…? …. …he did not…
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IP: *she leans in, invested*
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Virtual: he was forever alone… yet he forced himself to smile, maybe they were right, maybe he was not enough… maybe he was destined to live in darkness of an empty playground, poor poor Geoff… alone with his thoughts, no matter how many “friends” he generated- now matter how many of them he created, he always felt like something was missing, like they were just.. empty too, he always expected the same things and they felt almost.. soulless, his imagination just twisted his mind, he thought this was his fate… he was… destined to be alive yet alone.. forever.. that is.. until one day.. *a second little puppet appears, one that vaguely resembled IP* without him even realizing immediately, he would soon find out that.. he was still capable of making friends, maybe one, maybe that’s all he needed.. and finally.. Geoff… could smile again.. knowing he wasn’t destined to be alone.. not anymore… thanks to his special sunshine who made him feel special again… *the puppets slowly faded away until disappearing completely* the.. the end..
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IP: *she claps* you're a great storyteller! ^^
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Virtual: oh! OH! Well thank you, my dear! *he makes a bow gesture happily* I am glad you liked the story, now you can truly sleep happily, and remember, whatever you need, whenever you need it, I’ll be there for you.. always.. my little sunshine.. *he leans forward, his now warm screen being pressed gently against her forehead, a small little electric spark can be felt on her forehead, it didn’t hurt, it was like a tiny jolt that mimicked a kiss, he then stood up and approached the door* Well… I suppose that’s it for now huh? I don’t want you to get even more tired if you need to sleep…
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IP: *she yawns again* yea, I suppose so, I really want you to meet my family and boyfriend at some point though! :>
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Virtual: hahah! Don’t worry, I’m sure I’ll meet them soon…
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IP: yay! *moar yawn as she drifts off to sleep* =w=
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Virtual: …well, my dear… I will keep an eye on you while sleeping… sleep well, my little sunshine… *the lights fade and turn off as he slowly leaves the room, yet even with the door closed and him gone, IP can still feel like she’s being watched, but it’s an odd yet safe feeling, like whoever is watching her might be to protect her*
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[the end]
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Ngl this was fun!
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Indeed
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Whenever u want another rp lmk! This is fun!
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Ye oke
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