who the f**k is spike and why did they put him in mario tennis instead of me, they act like everybody knows who f**king spike is like they put him in the f**king game instead of me like he’s some f**king make a wish kid’s character like they said “hey timmy i know you’re going to f**king die in a week but we saw your crayon drawing earlier and we decided to add it to mario tennis and we named it F**KING SPIKE” LIKE TEHY ACT LIKE HE’S the NEW FACE OF NINTENDO LIEK SUPEMR SPIKE BROS OR SUPER SPIKE PARTY OR SUPER SPIKE KART LIKE TEHY ACT LIKE HE’S A FAN FAVORITE LIKE “HEY BRO WHO’S YOUR FAVORTE CHARACTER” “OH YOU KNOW IT’S F**KING SPIKE” “YO BRO SPIKE IS MY FAVORTE TOO, WE SHULD MAKE OUY”, ADN THEN THEY HAD HOT SEX
