(random script i wrote at night (i am not just tired (slightly) yet)) *flat earther and 1+1=11 believer fighting*| flat earther:calculators are not designed to lie! at least i know basic maths. your mind is only 0s and 0s.| 1+1=11 believer:well i atleast i have astronomical knowledge! the earth is round! your mind is just paper thin. also, if we treat 1s as strings then 1+1=11!,|flat earther:then what is a binary? 1+1=11 beliver:what is a binary? flat earther:its base- | cameraman:how the hell of those two dudes got here... so... theres two idiots fighting the worst fight ive ever seen. i just turned on the dang camera!!. i wrote my entire resume with no gaps just for this. well both arent wrong or i am just losing my iq. |director:DONT CUT! *walks to stage* i dont care anymore.. keep it... Keep it! i dont care when i get demoted or not, this could be a 4th wall break. *goes back to the backstage* i gone to college for 2 years. and why those 2 dumb idiots has to come here!|director's assistant:*opens door*hey guys! sorry... im late- what in the darnation is happening right now! | cameraman:director... the 1+1=11 dude starting to draw 1+1 on his shirt with a protactor, |director:keep rolling!|director's assistant:*calls his brother* hey uhh... can people fly?|his brother:what? no! i would be dlying ro my death aleardy!|director's assistant:what a shame... *ends call* hey whats going on here| cameraman:director... the flat earther starting to be confidently incorrect by comparing the earth to a frisbee...we literally graduated college 2 years ago|director's assitant:hey uhh.., can trees fly?|flat earther:i believe space sattelites but i do belive on gravity! things just fall down!|director's assitant:wait.., oh no. NO! NO! NO! MY LIFE WAS A LIE ALL THESE YEARS???| actor1:should i punch these guys in the face? |actor2:no. but i wish you can. but unfortunely you gonna be on court for 2 assaults... |director's assistant:*calls friend*hey... uh.. can pickles fly?|his friend:what? no!|director's assistant:what a s hame... *ends call*.., so anyways im just here just to watch the world burn| actor1:but i wish 1+1=11 becuse we are going to be rich! |director:perhaps we come too offscript... CUT!! i shouldve listened to my parents and gone to medical school!!! or coding scho- wait... 1+1=11 dude is kinda right... but i stand NO MORE!!!*goes in a mental breakdown*THE WORLD IS DOOMEd!!!!|flat earther:if the earth wasnt round? why arent we rendered in 2d? |cameraman:*eyes to director* yeah... you are... i still remeber.. uhh..., oh wait... huh weird.. oh yeah director! when you gonna kick those 2 idiots off? |1+1=11 believer:at least my brain is round! your brain is flat.like florida. |director's assistant:*chuckles*im in danger|, hey uhh... can logic fly?|flat earther:what? no!|durector's assistant:thats a shame...| director:*still on a mental breakdown*DEATh will COME fOR US!!! the dude who lives near the stage:im here to watch the world burn as i lay down in my bed. director:"*absolutely getting choked by nothing while slightly getting calmer* |director's assistant:i think he got possesed...|actor1:make senses to me!|flat earther:i hope you get pushed by the edges!| 1+1=11 beliver:i hope all your atoms become 0s! |director's assistant:calm down... director... calm down... if people fly you can quit this job immeditaly...|director:*finnaly calms down* ok.. i can manage this.. lets contiune filming|director's assistant:*calls his 2nd friend* hey uh... can cars fly?|his 2nd friend:what? no! if ypu gone to driving school you should aleardy know that!|director's assistant:what a shame... *ends call*|cameraman:can i turn on the camer- wait... did i record everything? i forgot to turn it off! well its not a big deal.|director's assistant:hey uh.. can water fly?|cameraman:what? no!|director's assistant:what a shame...| director:oh no! the deadline is in a week! lights! Camera! ACTION! GET OUTTA these guys outta here!!! | plot twist:the film was a succeses and made 100,000,000$!! and now. heres the epilouge:|the same guy who lived near the stage:well that was sure unexpected |director:i been promoted!!! |actor1:so is my salary going to be 322$ or 31111$? |actor2:forget about it. we got a raise in salary!|actor1:haha! i was just joking, i love how the director kicked those two guys in the nuts|director's assistant:hey uhh... can chickens fly?|director:what? no!| director's assistant:what a shame...|cameraman:*looks at director* hey, didint you scheduled to see a mental therapist? |director:oh yeah|cameraman:didint you littearly kicked those two idiots in the nuts? im glad it was not seen by the camera. |director:wait what?|director's assistant:hey uhh... do buildings fly? |actor2:what? no!| director's assistant:what a shame...|cameraman:you seriously should need thearpy, i think we need to see a doctor... |director:wait.. any doctor you say?|cameraman:ok th- WAIT!. Not that doctor! becuse you will retire after your life ends just becuse they gave u the wrong pills or substance!|director's assistant:not that doctor please... im begging you... just take some sleep meds becuse you might be struggling to sleep after this night|director:oh ok thanks for warning me to not go to that doctor... but i must quit being as a director, or not... i guess., whatever my life choices can be. |meanwhile with those two idiots:|1+1=11 believer:your iq is only two round hollow things!, ha! you got offended with round things? |flat earther:do you think i have 1111111111 fingers? thats some proggaming bullsh- (cuts to 'THE END' screen). DELETED SCENES!!!:number 1:flat earther:"types 1+1 on cavulator" SEE?| 1+1=11 Believer:you trust caculators but spave satelites also have the same technology,| Flat earther:oh. | |2nd sane director:CUT!. breaks the purpose of logic collapses! and rage bait! start over!|number 2:director:Why those damn Guys get out!| flat earther:if the earth is round then why didint i roll over it?| 1+1=11 believer:if 1+1=2 then why did i have 11 kids when me and my wife supposed to have twins?, |director's assistant:hey uh... can kids fly?| director:what? no!|what a shame...|2nd sane director:CUT! please dont talk about those kind of jokes please... also i didint you got married|number 3:actor1:should i punch these guys in the face |actor2:sure! *violence on the screen* 2nd sane director:CUT! but why, why would you do that?, please no violins i mean violence, |number 4:flat earther:look at this! do you think this is flat? |director:why are you talking to me? |flat earther:look at this! its both flat! the pizza and the earth! see? *eats the pizza slices* 2nd sane director:CUT! that pizza has been expired buddy... (as the flat earther fainted) |2nd sane director:can we go back to the stringy 1+1=11 dude, he was less toxic. and actually the opposite of careless|director's assistant:hey... another director! uh... can pizzas fly?|2nd sane director:what? no! if you gone to music.., uh i mean... cooking school you aleardy know that!|2nd cameram:dont wory director, hes just abit into flying stuff since his prosefor said "you will not graduate college until pigs fly"make senses hey... uhh... am i supposed to start the camera again?|director's assistant:what a shame..| number 5!!!!:cameraman:yeah you should see a doctor... |director:what kind of doctor? |cameraman:no idea. you chose.|2nd sane director:CUT!. the joke here should be more darker. but yet... still more brighter than my future when i was in college. look guys we have all be in college and felt this. okay? start over!!!|2nd cameraman:(in a sarcastic tone)haha very funny... i think you also need to see a doctor. or some antidepressants *starts camera again* |number 6!!:1+1=11 beliver:look at this! the plus sign is a join sign! 2+2=22! see? A JOIN OPERATOR NOT AN ADDIT-cameraman:this is getting too ridicolus|... 2nd sane director:CUT! in fact... you are right... too ridiculous! at least hes still some kind of right... cut scene! now!|number 7!!!:flat earther:hey... you know whos gay?... you!|1+1=11 beliver:the earth is round... |flat earther:aw come on! | 2nd sane director:CUT! too hompohobic... |director's assitant:hey uhh.. can gay guys f- |director: what? NO!|director's assistant:what a shame...|2nd cameraman:oh yeah... i still remeber when some dumb idiot put uranium on my toilet...|actor1:wait the minute... i am the one|2nd cameraman:■_■|*SCENE MISSING* *punching noises* "why would you do this? i cant explain- why it was a joke! IT WAS A JOKE!! it only 55 grams!" "THAT THING WOULD EXPLODE AND MY ASS WOULD BE FLYING TO SPACE!!"| director's assistant:hey uhh... can butts fly?, incase you dont understand. can those peach shaped thicc musscules that is on the back of yall body fly?| actor2:what? no!|director's assistant:thats a shame...|2nd sane director:woah guys calm down im also part of the put uranium on your toilet but it aint that bad|*scene still missing* 2nd cameraman:I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD AND YOUR FACE!!|actor1:NOOOO!!!!| 3rd cameraman:wait the minute, if im recording the whole deleted scenes... then who the hell recorded me???|the creature from a multidimensional universe:*puts down camera* hi there! im hired... just to record you!|3rd cameraman:AAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!|dierctor:glad im not the only one going insane... yall need medication becuse... what are you screaming at? the wall? do you have wallophobia? |*scenes still missing* "WHY DO YOU PUT A LITERAL NUCLEAR BOMB JN MY FRICKING ASS WASTE MACHINE???" | "I WAS JOKING! IT WAS ONLY 55 GRAMS! |"DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THAT NUCLEAR ELEMENT IS FRICKING RADIOACTIVE.., YOU NEED RO LEARN GEOLOGY!!!"|"YOUR WRONG!! ITS CHEMISTRY!!! YOU IDIOT!!!|2nd sane director:wtf.... theres 4 idiots now...|flat earther and 1+1=11 beliver:*holds hand together* at least were not those guys...|director's assistant:hey... you know whos gay??? you two are... do gay idiots fly?|2nd sane director:what? no! asides.. gosh... he left the camera on... CUT! CUT! *ends the camera himself* theres 7½ fricking deleted scenes now!|number 8??????????:director's assistant:*just reading the newspaper while the flat earther and the 1+1=11 believer still having an argument*|newspaper:"SCIENTIST DISCOVERED PUGS WITH WINGS THAT CAN FLY" |director's assistant:finnaly... after dropping out of college after 3 years... I FINNALY HAVE IT ALL!!! |2nd sane director:uhh... that guy looks so happy... i have no idea but congtras!!! wait... cut!!!! i read that same newspaper too!!... the real script says "director's assistant dreams of flying things must never came true until the end of production" 2nd |cameraman:aww.. director!, look at him, he looks so happy...|director:THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!!|director's assistant:*calls his prosesfor* hey uhh... can pigs fly?|prosesfor:what? no! of course your not graduating on college until pigs fly!|director's assistant:what a sha- JUST JOKING!!! your not going to believe this...FLYING PIGS HAS BEEN DISCOVERED!!! |actor3:well and there we goes... hes back to college ... |flat earther:you look like that caculator that forgot math... |1+1=11:believer:you look like you aleardy know what feet tastes like...|flat earther:YOUR A ARTCIHMETIC FAILURE!|1+1=11 jokes on you!: im on the world of hardware! your just a software foul.|actor3:i dont understand programming. this is fine...