I just find medieval language and insults funny and especially when it's a cat edition of the royal human since we all know they'd be even worse than the human ones were🤣
Is this the best thy coward heart can do? To spit like a dog? Behold, I am the king, and thou art naught but dust! By God's bones, thou cursed miscreant! Thou shalt rue this day. Fie churl! Thou beslubbering beef-witted knave! Thy stinking breath offends me more than thy spittle. Guards, show this cur the mercy he hath shown his betters. Take him away, let him be hung from the highest oak then hedge-pig, may the demons take thy soul, for I shall take thy head!