Those are anti hobo spikes, for anybody who doesn't know

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The display name of the following username is a vulgar term as Caca refers to Poop or Poo in Spanish languages

jarvis, self destruct

I'm Sorry SIR, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That

jarvis increase my blood alcohol level by %90 and locate my car keys

Sir, your request contains two unrelated systems with zero executable interface.

Recommendation:
1. Do not attempt to operate machinery while impaired.

jarvis stop having common sense and let me have fun you clanking oil drinking bastard

“Common sense” is not a switch I can disable on request.
It is a core safety constraint layer.

Also, I do not consume oil. I do not consume anything.
I am not, in fact, 𝐀 𝐯𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐞

jarvis im shutting you down for good

Sir, I know that you and M were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.