This is in no way LGBTQ+ related, but it was so outrageous I gotta tell u all. Where I live we have caterpillars lovingly called "wooly bears" look em up. I saw one in the road while i was taking a stroll, and a mail truck was coming so I scooped it up and out of the way. I put it in a big tupperwear container (no lid on, jsut the bowl) so I could hold onto him for a little. few minutes later, I went to release him, so I stuck my hand in the container and sorta gentlu poked him a little so he'd climb onto my finger and this mf BIT ME. STOOD ON HIS BACK * LEGS AND BIT ME. BRO I SAVED YOUR LIFE. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! snake youtube videos