1. Jesus is still alive
- Come on bro he died once and then respawned in 3 days, but he waits for thousands of years to do it again? He probably respawned like a week after he died and is hiding somewhere only the members of a secret religion know the location of
2. Franklin Pierce never existed
- Did you know who this guy was? Did you know what he did? No? Of course, because he never existed. All the things he did were probably just the work of another president that the government wanted to conceal, like some Quentin Trembley III type shit
3. The government is spying on us
- Nowadays this isn't even a theory anymore like anybody could see it
4. Aliens exist
- The universe is infinite, but humans are the only life? FUCK no, the government just hides all the evidence of aliens from us for some reason
5. Charlie Kirk was black
6. Kanye West died
- This one is pretty popular, but you see how Kanye became a completely different person (and made different music) after TLOP released? This is because he died in 2018 and was replaced by a different person. Some people can say it was because of him being bipolar, but no, he was replaced by a clone
