Updated ver, check desc; (random script i wrote at night (i am not just tired (slightly) yet)) *flat earther and 1+1=11 believer fighting*| flat earther:calculators are not designed to lie! at least i know basic maths. your mind is only 0s and 0s.| 1+1=11 believer:well i atleast i have astronomical knowledge! the earth is round! your mind is just paper thin. also, if we treat 1s as strings then 1+1=11!,|flat earther:then what is a binary? 1+1=11 beliver:what is a binary? flat earther:bas- cameraman:how the hell of those two dudes got here... so... theres two idiots fighting the worst fight ive ever seen. i just turned on the dang camera!!. i wrote my entire resume with no gaps just for this. well both arent wrong or i am just losing my iq. |director:DONT CUT! *walks to stage* i dont care anymore.. keep it... Keep it! i dont care when i get demoted or not, this could be a 4th wall break. *goes back to the backstage* i gone to college for 2 years. and why those 2 dumb idiots has to come here!| cameraman:director... the 1+1=11 dude starting to draw 1+1 on his shirt with a protactor, |director:keep rolling! cameraman:director... the flat earther starting to be confidently incorrect by comparing the earth to a frisbee...we literally graduated college 2 years ago| actor1:should i punch these guys in the face? |actor2:no. but i wish you can. but unfortunely you gonna be on court for 2 assaults... |actor1:but i wish 1+1=11 becuse we are going to be rich! |director:perhaps we come too offscript... CUT!! i shouldve listened to my parents and gone to medical school!!! or coding scho- wait... 1+1=11 dude is kinda right... but i stand NO MORE!!!*goes in a mental breakdown*THE WORLD IS DOOMEd!!!!|flat earther:if the earth wasnt round? why arent we rendered in 2d? |cameraman:*eyes to director* yeah... you are... i still remeber.. uhh..., oh wait... huh weird.. oh yeah director! when you gonna kick those 2 idiots off? |1+1=11 believer:at least my brain is round! your brain is flat.like florida. |director:*still on a mental breakdown*DEATh will COME fOR US!!! the dude who lives near the stage:im here to watch the world burn as i lay down in my bed. director:"*absolutely getting choked by nothing while slightly getting calmer* flat earther:i hope you get pushed by the edges!| 1+1=11 beliver:i hope all your atoms become 0s! |director:*finnaly calms down* ok.. i can manage this.. lets contiune filming| cameraman:can i turn on the camer- wait... did i record everything? i forgot to turn it off! well its not a big deal. director:oh no! the deadline is in a week! lights! Camera! ACTION! GET OUTTA these guys outta here!!! | plot twist:the film was a succeses and made 100,000,000$!! and now. heres the epilouge:|the same guy who lived near the stage:well that was sure unexpected |director:i been promoted!!! |actor1:so is my salary going to be 322$ or 31111$? |actor2:forget about it. we got a raise in salary!|actor1:haha! i was just joking, i love how the director kicked those two guys in the nuts|cameraman:*looks at director* hey, didint you scheduled to see a mental therapist? |director:oh yeah|cameraman:didint you littearly kicked those two idiots in the nuts? im glad it was not seen by the camera. |director:wait what? |cameraman:you seriously should need thearpy, i think we need to see a doctor... |director:wait.. any doctor you say?|cameraman:ok th- WAIT!. Not that doctor! becuse you will retire after your life ends just becuse they gave u the wrong pills or substance! |director:oh ok thanks for warning me to not go to that doctor... but i must quit being as a director, or not... i guess., whatever my life choices can be. |meanwhile with those two idiots:|1+1=11 believer:your iq is only two round hollow things!, ha! you got offended with round things? |flat earther:do you think i have 1111111111 fingers? thats some proggaming bullsh- (cuts to THE END screen). DELETED SCENES!!!:number 1:flat earther:"types 1+1 on cavulator" SEE?| 1+1=11 Believer:you trust caculators but spave satelites also have the same technology,| Flat earther:oh. | |2nd sane director:CUT!. breaks the purpose of logic collapses! and rage bait! start over!|number 2:director:Why those damn Guys get out!| flat earther:if the earth is round then why didint i roll over it?| 1+1=11 believer:if 1+1=2 then why did i have 11 kids?, |2nd sane director:CUT! please dont talk about those kind of jokes please theres no way you marr- |number 3:actor1:should i punch these guys in the face |actor2:sure! *violence on the screen* 2nd sane director:CUT! but why, why would you do that?, please no violins i mean violence, |number 4:flat earther:look at this! do you think this is flat? |director:why are you talking to me? |flat earther:look at this! its both flat! the pizza and the earth! see? *eats the pizza slices* 2nd sane director:CUT! that pizza has been expired buddy... (as the flat earther fainted) |2nd sane director:can we go back to the stringy 1+1=11 dude, he was less toxic. and actually the opposite of careless|number 5:cameraman:yeah you should see a doctor... |director:what kind of doctor? |cameraman:no idea. you chose.|2nd sane director:CUT!. the joke here should be more darker. but yet... still more brighter than my future when i was in college. look guys we have all be in college and felt this. ok. start over!!!|(actual the end screen pops up).