Like why isn't he posting anymore?

you sure you want to know?

the story of his life is not for the faint of heart.

If somebody said it was a happy little tale...

if somebody told you he was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied.

Yes, tell me the tale, Spiderman

His name... is Peter Benjaman Parker. At age 15, he was bitten by a radioactive spider, and from that day on, he was New York's one and only Spider-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest.

He saved a bunch of people, fell in love, saved the city, and then he saved the city again and again and again... So no matter how many hits he takes, he always finds a way to come back. Because the only thing standing between this city and oblivion is him. There’s only one Spider-Man. And you’re looking at him.

Until he died, and then passed the mantel to new spider- I-I mean top imgflip user, his name is Flick7. He was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for like two days, he's been the one and only Spider-Man. I think you know the rest . . . And when he feels alone, like no one understands what he's going through, he remembers his friends who get it. He never thought he'd be able to do any of this stuff, but he can. Anyone can wear the mask. You could wear the mask. If you didn’t know that before, he hopes you do now. Because he's Spider-Man. And he's not the only one. Not by a long shot.