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I was chilling with my friends farming netherite on the Femboy Pe​nis SMP, which is the SMP with the strongest Minecraft players in the world, when suddenly I got a message from my teammate FredickDouglass. He told me that Porepy and Illnois 2v1d him and stole his mace. The reason this was bad is because FredickDouglass was the only person on the Femboy Pe​nis SMP, the SMP with the strongest Minecraft players in the world, who had a mace, which is the strongest weapon in Minecraft. Now I had to get one of my teammates and kill him. But I was lowkey very worried because Porepy is the best player on the Femboy Pe​nis SMP, the SMP with the strongest Minecraft players in the world. I knew I didn't wanan take this fight, but I was very mad that they killed my teammate unfairly. So me and ClownPierce had to fight them at spawn.

*1 HOUR LONG PVP FIGHT WHERE NOBODY TAKES MORE THAN 2 HEARTS OF DAMAGE FOR 42 MINUTES*

We had died at the hands of Porepy and Illnois. I was very sad about this, and I knew I needed something more to kill them. On the Femboy Pe​nis SMP, the SMP with the strongest minecraft players in the world, there are multiple unique weapons that aren't in normal minecraft, such as the Magic Stick, which can explode quickly, the Steam Sword, which can change how much range and speed it has, and the Power Gun, which can shoot out into people. Only one of these would actually be of use to me.
You see, Porepy is really good at making sure you can't get close to him, so I needed to make my sword bigger and longer, and the Steam Sword would be perfect for its range. But the steam sword is not easy to get, as no other player on the Femboy Pen​is SMP, the SMP with the strongest Minecraft players in the world, has ever obtained it. The crafting recipe is 64 breeze rods on the bottom, 2 stacks of netherite blocks in the top and middle, and it's surrounded by notch apples. I knew this would take a long time to get, but there would be no other way to kill Porepy and Illnois.

*FARMING PART THATS WAY SHORTER THAN ANY PVP FIGHT TO EXIST SOMEHOW*

After mining for 25 hours a day for 3 days, I had finally obtained everything I needed for the sword. Me and ClownPierce had finally gotten strong enough to kill any of my enemies on the Femboy P​enis SMP, the SMP with the strongest minecraft players in the world. I messaged Illnois to 2v2 me for the mace back, and if we lost, we would give him all of our armor.

*2 HOUR LONG PVP FIGHT*

We did it, we finally killed them and obtained FredickDouglass's mace back. Now we had become the strongest team on the Femboy P**is SMP, the SMP with the strongest players in the world.

and then everyone in the comments is glazing them to high hell

best smp oat

yes
this is why protagonist is peak