https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tDqSqQ9JWU

but now there's a blanket

"go out side" "NO" "why?" "the sun is a deadly Lazer" *this sun burns his house to ashes*

Am I the only one here who gets the reference?

no

Thank God

NO IT F**KING ISNT NONE OF US WOULD F**KING BE ALIVE IF IT WAS F**KING IDIOT

sunburns that cause skin cancer:

holy shit

UV rays:

well it was but
♬not anymore, there's a blanket (ozone layer)♬

Will you go on land now?

no
and theres no food up there yet so i dont care (i think i butchered that line)

okay, will you learn to walk if there's plants up there?

ok
so there's food up there now but I have to go back into the water to HAVE BABIES

Learn to use an egg

I was already doing that-

Use a stronger egg. Put water in it. Have a baby on land, in an egg. Water is in the egg. Baby in the egg, in the water, in the egg.

*crack*
♬ BYE BYE, OCEAN ♬

And now everything's huge, including bugs. Wanna see a map of the land?

sure.
(PERMIAN EXTINCTION)
oh f**k, now everything's dead. just kidding. here are the survivors, keep an eye on this one because its about to become the dinosaurs. here's another map of the land.

Yeah it broke apart, don't worry about that, it does that all the time

here comes a meteor.

AND THE DINOSAURS ARE GONE.

It's mammal time! Here comes the mammals; look at those breasts

Now, they're gonna dominate the world, and one of them just learned how to grab stuff, and walk. No, like, walk like that, and grab stuff at the same time. And bang rocks together to make pointed rocks. Ouch. And set things on fire. Yeouch. And make crazy sounds with their voice. Gneurshk. Which can mean different things!

That's a human person

and now they're everywhere.
almost.
ICE AGE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tDqSqQ9JWU