would you like these boys to turn violent, wheatbag? :3

Do you wanna get absolutely slammed in court?

technically Wheatley threatened destruction of team earth property
The average spy satellite costs $10,000,000 to $50,000,000

if they even touched one with a missile, they’d be given a pretty hefty charge

Not even considering the fact that the wreckage could hit other team properties, leading to further charges down the line

it would not be worth it for wheatbags

If it's near Wheatley's property, it's not a danger to anyone else

Also, keep in mind this guy is their lawyer

attorney ugo lord would beg to differ

(he’s close with lawbymike irl)

even near their property, if there are partisan units in orbit and they get destroyed due to the destruction of the team earth satellite, then they’d be able to sue hard

I'm just saying... If the satellites go violent, you don't stand a chance

well that entirely depends on if Wheatley decides to shoot them down, my friend

if they choose to back off, then good! they maintain some form of dignity and respect
if they double down, well then directive 91 will be put in place(kos orders on every team Wheatley member)

Then there's the whole question of WHY ARE THEY THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

technically they’re not even meant for Wheatley haha

they’re general purpose situation monitor satellites, tracking all sorts of activities
Doesn’t matter who, as long as it’s recorded