Wonder what the top comment is going to be

every time you phase through a wall

Genius

you have to loudly announce you have phased the room and the immediately have to eat a doorknob or explode

Why eat a doorknob 😂

What about when you phase you get the immediate urge to eat a f**king concrete block

Genius

why not?

You must punch someone every time and do a cartwheel

Is that a cartwheel, and then I get the ability to do it, or do I have to cartwheel through the wall

Oooo good question, cartwheel through the wall

Alr

What if you can't do a cartwheel

Hmmm, you get the ability, but only for phasing through walls

phase through a wall you get the immediate urge to eat a Sarens SGC-250

You have to eat a bowl of tree bark first.

How big is the bowl?

Cereal bowl

That is both diabolical,
And genius

you remain in the phased out state for a while after going through a wall

Weird

makes more sense to me then turning into a cat

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