Wonder what the top comment is going to be

every time you phase through a wall

Genius

you have to loudly announce you have phased the room and the immediately have to eat a doorknob or explode

Why eat a doorknob 😂

What about when you phase you get the immediate urge to eat a f**king concrete block

Genius

why not?

...

You have to eat a bowl of tree bark first.

How big is the bowl?

Cereal bowl

That is both diabolical,
And genius

phase through a wall you get the immediate urge to eat a Sarens SGC-250

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The urge to...
Or you have to...

you have to

when you phase through a wall you have to eat a Bagger 293 or an SGC-250 if you don't you imploded.

Why not explode?
Why implode

imploding is more painful

diabolical, but too diabolical.
Get what I'm saying?

You must punch someone every time and do a cartwheel

Is that a cartwheel, and then I get the ability to do it, or do I have to cartwheel through the wall

Oooo good question, cartwheel through the wall

Alr

What if you can't do a cartwheel

Hmmm, you get the ability, but only for phasing through walls

you remain in the phased out state for a while after going through a wall

Weird

makes more sense to me then turning into a cat