me too, my special attack is to slam a can of monster, crush it, and throw it like a ninja star (came up with that after slamming 4 monsters, so high asf)
the chad monster energy slammer; the virgin water drinker; never eats or sleeps, requires only monster energy to thrive; gets over 10g of caffeine and a pound of sugar per day; maybe .2 grams of caffeine and a packet of sugar a day if coffee; has to eat and sleep like a p***y; single-handedly supports the entire worldwide energy drink business; monster energy supports both physical and mental health, allowing the slammer to shrug off any physical or emotional wound; has a mental breakdown if insulted and bones break if he breathes too hard; sheer amount of energy allows him to lift cars and do complex calculus in his head at 10x the speed of a computer; can't lift cars or do complex math
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