I've wondered the same thing

1. It's too small to reach a leg sleeve
2. We're careful not to get it stuck
3. It's doesn't chafe if properly taken care of

they're actually detatchable we take them off and store it for that

thats supposed to be a secret :(

1. its too big so it has to coil around BOTH
2. why do you assume we wear pants
3. its always hard

1. it’s so big we have to drag it on the ground behind us and hope people don’t trip on it
2. we don’t wear pants because our p**is is too big to fit
3. it’s hard 24/7