i may be right

Theory: Charlie Kirk got zapped by lightning on a golf cart in 2025,and when he got shot he instantly turned into a zombie, but escaped containment. Lab nerds revived him using: expired Bang energy, one moldy Turning Point hat, and a 3-second clip of spongebob saying the n word on infinite loop. Now Zombie Charlie IS Imgflip. Every shitty meme since 2025 = him barfing partially digested culture-war slop straight from his rotting mouth-hole. The watermark being crooked? His jaw fell off a little. No good templates left? He ate them all. Imgflip Pro money → buys more p**is enlargement pills + monster energy so he can keep screaming the n word at 3 a.m. while becoming erect, and his cock makes memes. Your upvote? Just zombie Charlie getting a tiny nutrient hit from your attention. We aren’t using Imgflip. Imgflip is using us as Charlie’s emergency Snickers bar. The facts don’t lie