like, genuinely why do I exist

To upvote the memes in the humble countryside down of mildesmallinton

Town*

to like subscribe and hit that bell

to pass the butter

To pull the trigger and kill that n

To glorify God

to ensure a copy of your genes survive in either children or nephews or by prolonging your life or basically anything that helps a copy of your genes to survive
even if it is just one gene that survives
that is your purpose
to live
then die
it will happen to us all

Nah I gotta gatekeep my DNA

nuh uh
you share 50% of your DNA with each of your parents
so as long as a family member of yours, whether that be an uncle, aunt or parent has a child that produces offspring, and that you do not hinder the creation of this child somehow, you are letting at least one of your genes pass on.

they grew me in an empty can of Sprite gng

in that case then your purpose in life is to die one day
so uh
take your time to the fullest

to bring joy and happiness to others using your memes

To make memes.