Blast from the past ahh </3

how... fun... I'll write this down for the next operative to take on manufacturing...

another ask. are you willing to become an operative?

your... unique prowess could be helpful for the field

mayhaps

You receive free dental.
A 1 year warranty for a random house under 1 mil.
A single grape fruit gummy.
Free therapy.
12 cans of doctor pepper a weak.
And 18$ a month (depending on your success rate it will increase)

Other than the wages (I'd like to negotiate $20 a month) this setup looks awesome. I'LL TAKE IT!!

your wage will fluctuate as you complete more things. however it can also decrease
Basic internship work: 20-35$
Abnormality data and testing: 45-150$
basic security (non abnormal) 150-200$
Abnormality cleanliness and emotional state management: 200-350$
Abnormality retrieval and suppression: 350-500$ + (plus hazard pay)
Therapist: 500-1500$
Operative work: 1500-5000$

hell yeah I'm in

heres your ID.

Name: Cosmo.PNG
Rank: Trainee. 1 of 3
Superviser: Hobo
Current work: Just employed
Time of service: 2 seconds
Current Pay: 18$ a month

YIPPEE

ill give you your assignments every day. for now your free

To this day, he still employs oompa-loompas.

He still hunts the rarest oompa of them all. Jonald T. Dump