Every winter in Badger Rash, Wisconsin, the celebrated Yooper Looper Lumberjack competitions are held. From all across the state, chainsaw warriors travel to compete. This year's winner is Churles Brisket, who is allowed to end the sporting career of his most disliked opponent in any manner he chooses. Here you see Churles grinding down Windsor Chumbucket as gruel for his hogs.