she's got scam hands, baby

What? She’s looking to hire outhouse attendants?

Maybe they can work a deal with the Chicago jail system to let the inmates run it. What could possibly go wrong?

When the big O left Illinois to become America's Mullah? Mike had a $250k "job" @ the University of Chicago.
A position SO VITAL they replaced her with nobody.

*sp
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Slum lord Valerie can recruit from her tenants...