/j but who is da father

Where is radium when we need him most

fr

probably goofin off with his secret girlfrends

U say that but that's probably not even my kid 😿

grr

Fine ill be the father

Im feeding the kid paint chips and naming him The Antichrist

😭❤️‍🩹

And in other news, every biological female in the world is going to explode in a shower of glorious communism on friday, so stay tuned

On vacation

Own up to yoiur wife

Fiine

Ive lwk been given permission to slime you out

You didnt step up :shrug:

I was busy now I have to hit you

Good luck man

My dad works at the UN and he can...

Do absolutely nothing

My dad owns roblox and he can have ur account BANNED

F**k you i dont play roblox

Minecraft

:c

You are NOT the father

I'm the father

WHAT

you heard me

im the child

Hello son

hi dad