squidward watching tv

I did

Comment too

I did

I love you

ban him for 2 days post and comment
make sure he learns his lesson

Shut the shit up you bully ugly people

you shut up youre pretending to be people

Your shit

*you're

Erm actually, it's YOU'RE.

you pretend to be people

i think that already happened bucko

W mods

No

If you put peas and carrots in the fried rice, then you get cursed with immortal lice

theyre supposed to be in there dumbass

Are you Chinese?

no im not f**king chinese
literally every fried rice ive seen has had carrots and peas in it

If you're not Chinese, then stop spewing about what Chinese cuisine should look like. Authentic fried rice should not have carrots, an if there are peas, then the rest of the plant should be there too

okay cool idgaf

If you don't, then why did you comment in the first place?

because free will

So you care enough to tell a Chinese person about Chinese cuisine?