What the hell is going on here? When I ran this place, it was more popular than YouTube. Countless members obeyed my every whim, even after I told them to lick nut, but now my beloved website is
pissed on by anonymous loonies and bitchy trolls. I miss those days when members argued with their own multiple personalities and posted while impaired. That was a good time to be drunk, but now it's
all gone down the shitter. Whatever. Hey, can you spare
a buck for beer so I can have an old-timey hangover?