My band be like:

vs what you actually hear:

seriously? we have 30 or smth trumpets across all 3 of the classes ;-;

I have 4 trumpets (well, five, but he's new so we don't count him) 5 trombomes, 6-7 sax (of all kind) four flutes, 3 clarinets, one oboe, one eupherium, and.... one French horn

Ok

I only have 6 trumpets and 4 trombones and like 16 clarinets

This is very funny because my sister used to play clarinet

No saxophones? :(

Saxophone is with every other instrument

Aw damn