fork is fork

NOBODY: A PERFECT TYPE OF FORK DOESN'T EXI- FORKS: OYSTER FORK, FRUIT FORK, CHEESE FORK, PASTRY FORK, SPAGHETTI FORK, CRAB FORK, CARVING FORK, TABLE FORK, FISH FORK, SALAD FORK, DESSERT FORK, COCKTAIL FORK, AND SNAIL FORK; FORK IS FORK!!!