Audrey: …petals what the f**k

Petals: YAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jewel: I'm so scared

Audrey: i think she gave herself a lobotomy

Jewel: wouldn't be the first time...

Petals: *running around*

Audrey: welp.
Ill prepare the surgical table *puts on latex gloves*

Jewel: nope nope I got it *she pulls the knife out of petals and she falls to the ground*

Audrey: aw maaan
*holding scalpels and shit*

Jewel: ...you are very prepared for this...

*She says lighting petals on fire*

Audrey: i do brain surgery regularly, as a hobby
Mostly on animals but I recently gave maximus one because of the amount of times he hits his head on stuff.

Jewel: I'm concerned with how hard he hits his head if he needs surgery so many times.

*Petals jumps back up*

Audrey: he is, respectfully, a dumbass.
Hey petals, you doing ok?

Petals: I was so close to immortality...

Jewel: ...I don't think you'd want that

Audrey: yeaah that’d be hell

OH NO HE'S BEEN STABBED

Woman

OH NO SHE'S BEEN STABBED

It's just a headache uhhh I'm gonna get the ibuprofen real quick