Mildésmallington Poison Jam name soundalike

Poison Jam! Man, they changed in future.
"Good thing we have three identical guys to form a gang!"

In the original Jet Set Radio they were just a bunch of random fu​cking chuds

They literally got kidnapped by assassin's. That was possibly the only time they were important. Possibly.

JSR on the surface be like: oh yeah skate around a Japanese city and spray paint stuff and avoid cops ok

Actually what JSR is about: so there's a bunch of cops being manipulated to basically take extreme measures against random teens and young adults that simply want to leave a mark on the world to be remembered in the form of art, oh yeah also like uhh some mf got slimed tf out oh there goes another one, oh another one bites the dust. Welp.

So, there's this guy, and he wants a record that is said to summon a demon.

Also, imagine bringing out tanks to stop vandilists. No wonder he got fired.

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Like at this point this man doesn't care about protecting the city, he's just like "grrr I hate these darn mfs. Kill them."

"What city? I don't remember there being a city?"

nah it doesn't work for me when it isnt while-true
I ain't even hating on you specifically for this one on street rats soul and specifically his soul

Same