“THE UNITED KINGDOM, OUR ONCE GREAT ALLY, MAYBE THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL, IS FINALLY GIVING SERIOUS THOUGHT TO SENDING TWO AIRCRAFT CARRIERS TO THE MIDDLE EAST, WE DON’T NEED THEM ANY LONGER – BUT WE WILL REMEMBER. WE DON’T NEED PEOPLE THAT JOIN WARS AFTER WE’VE ALREADY WON!”