Me: “Absolutely not… (Tien closest). Fritz isn’t Pete. Shelton = biggest serve, not best—call me in 2029 vs Djokovic.”

AMERICAN FAN: “We need a new Sampras/Agassi/Roddick.”; ME: “Sampras your Fritz? Agassi your Tien? Roddick your Shelton?”; ALSO ME: “Absolutely not—Fritz ≠ Pete, Tien’s closest but not there, Shelton maybe Roddick if he loses a 2029 Wimbledon final to Djokovic.”