you can't make this shit up

I like to convert my money to Iranian rial bc its like tens of millions and I feel rich

Not actually convert but like do the math

Yeah you’d js have a bunch of useless papers if you did convert

Lemme see how much my bank account is

8 f**king BILLION

Id have 1.8 excluding cash 😭

Oh lemme include cash

Just over 9B

Mine prob brings it to 3.5B

Go***mn thats a lot of cash

Yeah only got 90 in my bank account, 150+ in cash

Wait 150 is like 190 mil

Damn I displaced hella digits

So you have seven grand

like 6.7 or smn yea

I swear that's not a 67 joke that's just how much I have

How do you have that much in your bank account if you don’t even have a job or am i just mistaken

I print my own money

Keynes himself would be impressed

Lmfao they got the post-WWI Germany treatment