Potato RP

I sit and wait to be eaten.

*(I rest, knowing I can’t move on my own, as I rest on the ground beneath me as I watch the hours pass on without me.)

I also rest. It's hard just sitting here being a potato. Could've been like a worm or a Venus fly trap or something but no. We're goddam potatoes.

sandcasle:me becom sandtato *i go into the sand* XD the other potatos will be jealous i have more mobility

HAHAHAHAHAHAA I CAN MOVE THROUGH THE SAND >:D

be a potato

Hello fellow potato!

Hello

Hi!!!

*demon sumDeming sounds*

A demon?? This looks like a job for...
*Transforms*
Super Throw Things Man!

*Throws an annoyed angle at them*

:(

Why so glum, chum?

*Throws a rainbow at you*

:(

Still sad? Well you did lead to the attempted arrest of my clone. So.... Yah.

*Throws eternal guilt at them*

*thows dog poo*

Angel* Super Duper*

I lost the ability to comment but Goddam good move XD. *Throws a Zeus lightning bolt at the poo mid air vaporizing it*

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