Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal.
I don’t mean to be rude, my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg, but I gotta warn ya…
If you take one more diddly darn step right there, I’m gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck.
And wowza, wouldn’t that be a crummy juncture, huh?
Do you want that?
Do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture?
Because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend…
If you keep this up, well gosh diddly darn, I just might have to get not so friendly with you, my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy…