I guess ask Myxytrop/Myxy anything.

Is he a goofy goober

"Kind-a... I'm not sure."

I'll be answering as Myxy, btw

what are you

"Anal Probe. :3"

Can I use you

"Best thing in the world is S-... Actually. I'll think about it."

eh?

"Anal probes are specialized devices designed for insertion into the rectum, used for either therapeutic, diagnostic medical purposes (such as pelvic floor exercise or nerve stimulation) or for sexual pleasure and stimulation. They come in various materials, including silicone, medical-grade stainless steel, and glass, often featuring tapered designs for comfortable insertion."

Yeah I get you but why in the nine hells are you that

"https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Cartman_Gets_an_Anal_Probe"

*I read the wiki page, with somehow a straight face*
"And you expect me to believe you've just became real from a cartoon meant for adults?"

"Yes. Why?"

"I swear to God..."
*I facepalm.*
[[continue in memechats?]]

[ooc] So wait, your character is an anthropomorphized version of the probe from the first* episode?

Yes

So he can turn into a 80 foot signalling dish

Absolutely