Never saw that one coming

Wow. Who could have seen that? It was so weird to think about!

Is that the mf who said imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their cocks

Errrr.... what?

They made a post with that exact statement
Gross ik

Yes

Of course it is

It makes sense if the mf looks like a retired sumo wrestler.

this is literally the Gumball waterson meme

dude could breach anything by jumping on it 💀

wonder how his chair is holding up

Holy shit, bro. Get your ass a Planet Fitness membership.

He's the CEO of Krispy Kreme, but he's also the #1 customer.

"Hajime" ass human being

All day, only game & goon

"Yeah, I said 'Imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their cocks.' How'd you know?"

That's not The Blob, that's The Unpoppable Water Balloon.

"I told you. When I'm finished, you can have what's left!"

Who?