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This is why I'm never naming my kids Jeffery if I have any

Jeffery is just an ass name in general

Even if not taking the horrible Jeffreys on this planet into account

Jeff or Jeffy is a way better name tbh.

I just don't like Jeff related names in general

choose legit anything else it could be f**king Bartholomew or something just anything but a Jeff related name

Real

jeffrey bezos:

Billionaires are stinky

Shoulda gave me a cent

a cent? you that poor?

I'm not poor necessarily

Not only

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