No Erp or Romance [he already taken],no joke rp

(Her name is Jasmine. I'm using her in first person.)

*I walk up to him and grin seductively*

"Hey, hot stuff. You look like you're waiting for the girl of your dreams. Well, I'm right here~"

Thanatos/Theo: You aren't the girl of my dreams...plus I'm already taken

*I change my demeanor from seductive to something more wholesome*

"That's fair. And loyalty is a good trait in anyone. I'm sure your partner appreciates it."

???:*attacks Thanatos with a hug* THEO!
Thanatos/Theo:*Chuckles* hey Ali

*I chuckle at the sheer cuteness of the situation*

(Considering he like 7'0 and she's 5'3 it's adorable)
Ali:*muffled* I missed u bear
Thanatos/Theo:Missed ya to baby

(Note for mods: I am not revealing anyone's phone number, because "653" is not a valid area code for a phone number. I made it up, and made up the number. 653 is just a random number I came up with. 501 represents the 501st Legion in Star Wars. And 7567 is another Star Wars reference; in Star Wars, CT-7567 is the clone ID number of Captain Rex of the 501st Legion.)

*I shrug and write my number on a slip of paper*

"I wanna get to know you. As a friend, mind you. I'd rather not try taking you from your girlfriend. 653-501-7567. Text me sometime. You seem nice, and I'd love to be your friend."

Ali: :3
Thanatos/Theo:O-Okay *in mind* how the hell did this girl not recognize me then again it rare to see me in the wild [Note:he a musican]

(Jasmine doesn't listen to Theo's music, which is why she didn't recognize him.)

"Anyway, I've got an adults-only father-daughter event with my stepdad at his job today, so I should get going. I'm out. See y'all."

*I leave, my metal high heels clinking on the pavement as I go*

(Oh....)

Ali:ok then
Thanatos/Theo: Surprised she didn't recognize me
Ali:She may not listen to you music
Thanatos/Theo:Fair

"The f**k you doing on my bench asshole?"

*Shoves him off*

Thanatos/Theo: ykw I'm Done with you bull

My bull is named Fito. He's actually a sweet little bull. He does throw a lot of shit though. May want to duck... *You know exactly what was thrown your way :)*

Thanatos/Theo:*Catches Fito* [Wonder how long it gonna take you to realize that Thanatos is his real name]

Whatever you say Tio

*Throws name tag at you*

Cop:*cuffs you*

You may have taken my hands but you'll never take my soul!!!

*Throws a headbut at em*

Cop: -_-

What now? Why so upset? You need me to throw a Happy Dappy Rainbow(TM) at you too? Why are these roleplays so serious?

*I say after throw a brick through four different walls, allowing me to talk directly to users in a controlling universe where they are the gods of our every thought action etc.*

Me:wtf

*Sigh* I broke the fourth wall, OK?
*Throws and alternative reality at you and the cop*

Me:oh no you dont,Theo will-

*Theo gets cut off mid sentence because I threw a balloon knife at him*

(If it at me then)

*I stare at Theo confused as I throw a grammar police at him*

Thanatos/Theo:*growls and stands to his full height* THIS IS A PUBLIC PARK

Idgaf this my bench. See my name on it? I bought the rights as if in Monopoly. Now you better run off the board before you get a penalty card and never pass Go again!

Thanatos/Theo:*storms off*

*Thanatos runs into super duper throw things man and gets hit with a chair*

Thanatos/Theo:STOP

If you say so.

*Throws a stop sign at Thanatos*

*A nearby cop [who saw everything] walked over*

Top of the morning to you officer!

*Throws donut at cop*

Cop:*not amused*

Hmmm amusement... OK then...

*Throws a circus monkey at the cop*

dragnoc: *he casually proceeds to sit next to him, seeming pretty tall himself (like 7'1 or smth)*

[Thanatos/Theo is like 7'0]
*waiting for his [very adorable] girlfriend *

(lol they're basically the same height) ...i wonder who you might be anticipating.

Thanatos/Theo:waiting for my girlfriend
[Note: his gf barely reaches his chest when both are standing]

(lol) hm. you must be lucky, or consider yourself as such.

???: *attacks Theo with hug* THEO
Thanatos/Theo:*Chuckles* hi Ali

...that's quite a height difference between you two.

Thanatos/Theo:*stood up*
Ali:*hugs him barely reach his cheat at 5'3*

...at least love can reach even odd places.

Ali: wth is that supposed to mean
Thanatos/Theo:*Picks Ali up like she's a doll*

it means even love can be reached between someone short and someone giant.

Theo:*Chuckles,,*

...now i don't know what to do.

Ali:*kissed Theo on the cheek where sone speech fus was*

*I walk over to him and sit next to him* "hey you know how people say magic isn't real and magicians are just using illusions, well they're mostly wrong"

Thanatos/Theo:the hell do you mean by that

*my eyes start glowing and I summon a small ball of fire* "this is what I mean"

Thanatos/Theo:*under his breath* "by the forge of Hephaeses"

"Do you often mention Greek myths?"

(PS. He may or may not be one himself 😉)
Thanatos/Theo: no....

"Anyway this is real fire no trickery and just to prove it to you, tell me your name"

Thanatos/Theo: *casually like he isn't the god of death* Thanatos
(HADES IS THE GOD OF THE DEAD NOT DEATH)

"Cool I'm Asch anyway" *the fire spells out his name* "Cool right"

Thanatos:ya *in mind* how long till he realizes I'm the literal god of death,or a musician

Asch: "I'm a genasi that's how I can control fire specifically I'm a fire genasi" (a fire genasi is when a magical fire spirit or genie has a kid with a person from the mortal plane then the child is a fire genasi)

Thanatos: wel I have a twin.....(the god of sleep Hypnos) :p

Acsh: "cool"

Thanatos:*pulls out a real sythe*

Acsh: "even cooler"

Thanatos: -_- *in mind* ( ＾ω＾ )

*I suddenly seem distracted for a second*
Acsh: "hey look here comes my little brother, Corin"
(Corin's the one in the picture)
Corin: "first of all we aren't related and second of all we're the same age so no I'm not your little brother"
Acsh: "you're a genasi and you're shorter than me so you're my little brother"
Corin: *visible annoyance*

Thanatos:Sooooooo twins?

Corin: "no relation"
Asch: "no, he's my little brother, since he's shorter than me"

Thanatos:I have multiple siblings,some of my older siblings are short ler than me.

Corin: "again, get this through your head, me and him aren't siblings"
Asch: "we might not be blood related but we are siblings"

Thanatos:you do relize I got that though my head

Corin: "good, anyway what's your name"
Asch: *I begin to look around very seriously* "corin they might be here we should leave"
Corin: "welp see ya" *he melts into water then said water slides away*

Thanatos:who? Cause I'll kill em if you want me to

Asch: "no need for murder"

Thanatos:*Chuckles* you sure~?

Asch:"very sure"

Thanatos:*Chuckles*