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story two: forced abortion (lmao?)
So one of my friends which we'll call 1 had dated this guy named gerald for the story, and gerald happened to get drugged and r*ped by this other chick we'll name 2, and she got pregnant, well 1 beat the living shit out of two and went to juvie for it, and 2 said that she lost the baby too the ass kicking but turns out she took a pill before she even left geralds room, with video evidence too
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story tree: one of my friends rock had met an 18 yr old on discord, while being 15, and started to date her, and somehow managed TO FLY TO WHERE SHE LIVED and almost(?) have ex-say with her, which then got reported by another student by rumor and he almost started a lawsuit over ts just because of "lack of evidence against him", despite her hearing it straight from his mouth and some ear witnesses as well, the lawsuit never happened though and the report never got out of the aps office.
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bonus story: MEEEEEE ITS ME IM THE STORY RAHHH
So i had started dating this girl right?
it started off fine despite the fact she was only allowed to date at 16 and she was 14 (i was and am 15 for the record) so she couldnt neccessarily tell her alcoholic parents about this just yet, also her dad works for the ai division of google so she had money to throw around, and alls well since i choose to ignore her groping my thighs and man titties(im flat asf idk why she did that i aint fat or anything im skinny as hell) which was obv not the best idea, but anywho, i dnt have money so i was stressing all throughout Valentine's and christmas for gifts and ended up 3d printing the christmas ones and got lucky with a necklace for valentines, then afterwards stress spikes for me, i cant balence my love life with my schoolwork, and mental health taking a swoop, i started noticing my mind was degrading, so i eventually made the decision to break up with her, and she cried on my shoulder and everything, only to find out the next day that she only dated me to make someone else jealous but she caught feelings along the way, and now shes tryna date my friend (rock) who is STILL DATING THE 18 yo to make me jealous and get back with her.
also she snooped through my emails after demanding my password (i know i said she asked last time but she really didnt she just said gimme your password)

THE END :D
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Crazy
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did bro actually read ts?
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Ya
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oh hell yeah MY POSTS MEAN SOMETHING WOOOOO
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story one: not a story
i traded a balisong for a 2ds with a bunch of games nyehhe
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you sound like you have a fun asf life
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ha.
hahaha.
hahahhahehee.
HAHAHEHHAHEHHHEHAHE.
no.
fun is when im grinding ultrakill in my tech class, ts is interesting and exhausting at best for me, becauseusually IM the one trying to mediate things so it DOESNT turn into a story
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you trying to stopl drama kinda sounds like what i do in my friend group
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mainly just so my friends dont get ISS or arrested in friend 1s case
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damn
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ya lmao and that story was last year (i think)
now im stuck doing that for someone else, since they haveth ze mood swings powered by rockets.
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that reminds me of a kid at my table who used to have CRAZY angy issues but now hes fine
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my friend will go from happy, to tweaking to crying to pissed to tweaking and then happy again in a picosecond idk how she does it lmao
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oh and the tweaking comes from her caffiene consumption
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is she aware of that
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very much so but withou caffiene shes depressed idfk how she functions, her bf makes her calm down though so theres that
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theres got to be a paradox for something (like caffeine) that prevents something bad (like depression), but creates another problem anyway
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basically it helps with brain activeness but too much and it works too well, moderation is key
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