middle schoolers eugh

I hate kids

i over heard a year 11 talking to his friends about how he had sex with his gf when i was walking home

yesterday

dude what

did i s-stutter

wtf

so real bro, i was at charles cheese the other day and those little freaks started chasing me around

Charles Entertainment Cheese

he knows

I know all

When I used to be a Middle Schooler, the little sour patch kids there used to be terrified of me and some of them said that I look like a college student.

It’s harder than you think

i like women above my age
theyre prettier

Oh yeah didn’t you get pregnant